(Source: flowerlilies, via keepingmeafloat)
| Teacher: | Schools almost over |
| Teacher: | and this is crazy |
| Teacher: | but here's three projects |
| Teacher: | due friday |
| Teacher: | Schools almost over |
| Teacher: | and this is crazy |
| Teacher: | but here's three projects |
| Teacher: | due friday |
did you know if you say bloody marry 3 times in the mirror at 1am your mom will tell you to shut the fuck up and go to bed
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@15 hours ago with 42499 notes
YOU OTHER READERS CAN’T DENY
WHEN A BOOK WALKS IN WITH A GOOD PLOT BASE
AND A BIG SPINE IN YOUR FACE YOU GET SPRUNG
WANNA PULL OUT YOUR PENS
‘CAUSE YOU NOTICED THAT BOOK WAS DENSE
READING, HALF-RIMS I’M WEARING
I’M HOOKED AND I AIN’T CARING
OH BABY I WANT AN E-READER
AND A MEANINGFUL METER
MY TEACHERS TRIED TO TRAIN ME
THAT BOOK YOU GOT MAKES ME SO BRAINY
OH MY GOD.
And then I died…
(Source: thedailywhat, via keepingmeafloat)
